Bureau of Reciprocal Liberty · Est. MDCCLXXVI

Portrait of Ashley Brennan

Recommended: China or Cuba

Portland, Oregon

Wants the planned life

Ashley Brennan

Graduate student, sociology · Age 24

“Late capitalism is a violence. I should not have to earn the right to exist.”

Ashley has never waited in a ration line and speaks of scarcity as a moral failing of people she has not met. She wants the grocery aisle socialized, the landlord abolished, and the wrong opinions removed from campus before they reach the quad. She is prepared to exchange her passport for a system that already believes her.

Stated wants

  • Guaranteed housing
  • Speech limits for harm
  • The end of landlords
  • A state that loves her back

Freedom Exchange Program

They want your Constitution. You want their committee. We arrange the swap.

Registry

Notice

This is satire. No passports are processed, no ministries are on the phone, and no one is being sent anywhere. The joke is the idea. The values are not.

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