Bureau of Reciprocal Liberty · Est. MDCCLXXVI

Public registry

The people already on file

Portraits are representative. The hunger is not. One column wants a Constitution. The other wants a committee with better branding.

Freedom seekers

Cuba, North Korea, the United Kingdom. They would like your grocery store, your church, and the right to finish a sentence.

Portrait of Wei Chen Wants freedom

Beijing, China

Wei Chen

Software engineer, 34

“I can write the code that watches a billion people. I cannot write a sentence the Party dislikes.”

Portrait of Mei Lin Wants freedom

Shanghai, China

Mei Lin

Independent journalist, 29

“I do not need a platform. I need a country that will not delete the article and then the author.”

Portrait of Carlos Mendoza Wants freedom

Havana, Cuba

Carlos Mendoza

Mechanic, 41

“I can keep a 1958 engine alive. I am not allowed to own the garage.”

Portrait of Ana Vargas Wants freedom

Havana, Cuba

Ana Vargas

Physician, 36

“They tell the world I am free. They pay me as if my work were a rumor.”

Portrait of Yuna Park Wants freedom

Hyesan, North Korea

Yuna Park

Textile worker, 28

“I have never chosen a meal, a book, or a quiet hour. I would like to try all three.”

Portrait of Min-ho Kim Wants freedom

Chongjin, North Korea

Min-ho Kim

Factory technician, 33

“They call it equality. It is a silence so complete you can hear the loudspeakers.”

Portrait of James Whitaker Wants freedom

London, United Kingdom

James Whitaker

Publican, 46

“I can lose the pub to the rates. I can lose the joke to a visit from the police. I would like a country that still knows the difference.”

Portrait of Helen Croft Wants freedom

Basildon, United Kingdom

Helen Croft

NHS nurse, 39

“I trained to treat patients. I was promoted to wait in corridors and fill in forms about my feelings.”

Portrait of Priya Nair Wants freedom

Leicester, United Kingdom

Priya Nair

Shopkeeper, 33

“My parents came here for a shop and a quiet life. I am leaving because both became a permit.”

Portrait of Luis Ortega Wants freedom

Santiago de Cuba, Cuba

Luis Ortega

Farmer, 47

“I can grow the crop. I am not allowed to sell it to the neighbor who is hungry.”

Portrait of Soo-jin Han Wants freedom

Wonsan, North Korea

Soo-jin Han

Schoolteacher, 31

“I was hired to teach children. I was ordered to teach a man.”

Portrait of Tom Bradley Wants freedom

Birmingham, United Kingdom

Tom Bradley

Electrician, 52

“I can rewire a house. I cannot rewire a country that fines you for noticing.”

System seekers

United States. They would like the experiment without the waiting list, the informants, or the empty pharmacy.

Portrait of Ashley Brennan Wants the system

Portland, Oregon

Ashley Brennan

Graduate student, sociology, 24

“Late capitalism is a violence. I should not have to earn the right to exist.”

Portrait of Tyler Brooks Wants the system

Brooklyn, New York

Tyler Brooks

Barista and chapter organizer, 31

“Private property is the original theft. I am ready to live the alternative.”

Portrait of Madison Cole Wants the system

Berkeley, California

Madison Cole

Undergraduate activist, 22

“Borders are violence. America was never great. I want a country that admits it.”

Portrait of Jordan Hayes Wants the system

Seattle, Washington

Jordan Hayes

Product manager, 29

“Fully automated luxury communism is not a joke. The state just needs better software.”

Portrait of Kayla Simmons Wants the system

Ann Arbor, Michigan

Kayla Simmons

Campus organizer, 26

“If the West is so free, why does it still let people be wrong in public?”

Portrait of Devon Walsh Wants the system

Madison, Wisconsin

Devon Walsh

Graduate instructor, 23

“If speech can wound, the state should have a sharper knife than the First Amendment.”

Portrait of Harper Quinn Wants the system

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Harper Quinn

Nonprofit caseworker, 27

“America is a harm factory. I want a country that plans the grocery and the truth.”

Portrait of Nico Reyes Wants the system

Austin, Texas

Nico Reyes

Climate organizer, 25

“If the planet is dying, the Constitution is a luxury. Plan the rest.”

Portrait of Samira Bennett Wants the system

Chicago, Illinois

Samira Bennett

Labor researcher, 28

“Work is theft unless a committee assigns it. I am ready to be assigned.”

Portrait of Blake Morrison Wants the system

Denver, Colorado

Blake Morrison

Mutual-aid coordinator, 24

“If people still own things, the revolution is just a potluck.”

Portrait of Iris Vale Wants the system

Queens, New York

Iris Vale

Culture writer, 26

“America is a content warning. I want an editor with an army.”

Portrait of Gavin Price Wants the system

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Gavin Price

Tenant-union staffer, 30

“Landlords are the original state. I want the sequel, with better branding.”

Freedom Exchange Program

They want your Constitution. You want their committee. We arrange the swap.

Registry

Notice

This is satire. No passports are processed, no ministries are on the phone, and no one is being sent anywhere. The joke is the idea. The values are not.

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