Bureau of Reciprocal Liberty · Est. MDCCLXXVI

Diplomatic window

Governments may request a swap

Beijing, Havana, and Pyongyang already know who wants out. American cities already know who wants the poster. This desk exists so both sides can stop pretending it is complicated.

Foreign ministries

Request Americans who have already endorsed your model in public. We will send people who believe the pharmacy is a human right and the deed is optional. You will send people who want both.

American cities and states

Nominate residents who would prefer a planned grocery, a quieter press, or a louder leader. The Program does not exile anyone. It offers a ride to the system they advertise.

Private citizens

No ministry required. Take the inventory. If you qualify, we match you with a counterpart who would like your zip code more than you do.

Request form

Official interest, unofficial paperwork

Freedom Exchange Program

They want your Constitution. You want their committee. We arrange the swap.

Registry

Notice

This is satire. No passports are processed, no ministries are on the phone, and no one is being sent anywhere. The joke is the idea. The values are not.

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