Bureau of Reciprocal Liberty · Est. MDCCLXXVI

Portrait of Gavin Price

Recommended: Cuba

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Wants the planned life

Gavin Price

Tenant-union staffer · Age 30

“Landlords are the original state. I want the sequel, with better branding.”

Gavin organizes against rent and lives in a building his aunt helped him find. He wants the lease owned by the block, the block owned by the party, and the party immune to appeal. He has never waited for a key from a ministry. The Program has a ring.

Stated wants

  • Socialized housing
  • No small landlords
  • Neighborhood committees
  • Rent as a historical error

Freedom Exchange Program

They want your Constitution. You want their committee. We arrange the swap.

Registry

Notice

This is satire. No passports are processed, no ministries are on the phone, and no one is being sent anywhere. The joke is the idea. The values are not.

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