Bureau of Reciprocal Liberty · Est. MDCCLXXVI

Portrait of Luis Ortega

Cleared for exchange

Santiago de Cuba, Cuba

Wants Western liberty

Luis Ortega

Farmer · Age 47

“I can grow the crop. I am not allowed to sell it to the neighbor who is hungry.”

Luis works land that feeds a ministry first and a family second. He wants to sell a crate of tomatoes without a cousin’s stamp, keep a pump running without a five-year wait, and watch his sons stay because the island pays, not because the boats are illegal. He will take a harvest in Georgia if the deed is in his name.

Stated wants

  • A market price
  • A title to the field
  • Spare parts for the pump
  • Sons who stay because they choose to

Seeking a seat in

the United States

Leaving Republic of Cuba. The Program is looking for an American who would prefer Cuba.

Freedom Exchange Program

They want your Constitution. You want their committee. We arrange the swap.

Registry

Notice

This is satire. No passports are processed, no ministries are on the phone, and no one is being sent anywhere. The joke is the idea. The values are not.

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