Bureau of Reciprocal Liberty · Est. MDCCLXXVI

Portrait of Mei Lin

Awaiting counterpart

Shanghai, China

Wants Western liberty

Mei Lin

Independent journalist · Age 29

“I do not need a platform. I need a country that will not delete the article and then the author.”

Mei learned to write around the blanks. Whole weeks of her city have no official past. She wants a newsroom that answers to readers, a court that answers to law, and a mother who does not lower her voice in the kitchen. She will take a night shift in Ohio if the First Amendment comes with the keys.

Stated wants

  • A free press
  • Due process
  • The right to leave
  • Truth without a committee

Seeking a seat in

the United States

Leaving People's Republic of China. The Program is looking for an American who would prefer China.

Freedom Exchange Program

They want your Constitution. You want their committee. We arrange the swap.

Registry

Notice

This is satire. No passports are processed, no ministries are on the phone, and no one is being sent anywhere. The joke is the idea. The values are not.

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