Bureau of Reciprocal Liberty · Est. MDCCLXXVI

Portrait of Min-ho Kim

Cleared for exchange

Chongjin, North Korea

Wants Western liberty

Min-ho Kim

Factory technician · Age 33

“They call it equality. It is a silence so complete you can hear the loudspeakers.”

Min-ho keeps machines running in a plant that does not publish numbers. He has buried questions the way other men bury savings. He wants a country where a technician can change cities, change jobs, and change his mind. He will take a graveyard shift in Indiana if the graveyard is only a figure of speech.

Stated wants

  • Wages in cash
  • A radio with more than one station
  • The right to leave a town
  • A future his son can pick

Seeking a seat in

the United States

Leaving Democratic People's Republic of Korea. The Program is looking for an American who would prefer North Korea.

Freedom Exchange Program

They want your Constitution. You want their committee. We arrange the swap.

Registry

Notice

This is satire. No passports are processed, no ministries are on the phone, and no one is being sent anywhere. The joke is the idea. The values are not.

E Pluribus Libertas · Life, Liberty, and Property · © 2026