Bureau of Reciprocal Liberty · Est. MDCCLXXVI

Portrait of Soo-jin Han

Humanitarian priority

Wonsan, North Korea

Wants Western liberty

Soo-jin Han

Schoolteacher · Age 31

“I was hired to teach children. I was ordered to teach a man.”

Soo-jin taught the same chapter until she could recite the applause. She wants a classroom where a map has more than one color, a book that was not issued, and a child who can ask a question that is not already answered. She will take a substitute week in Iowa if the bell means recess and not a rally.

Stated wants

  • A lesson that is not a hymn
  • A library with more than one author
  • A quiet Sunday
  • A name her students can keep

Seeking a seat in

the United States

Leaving Democratic People's Republic of Korea. The Program is looking for an American who would prefer North Korea.

Freedom Exchange Program

They want your Constitution. You want their committee. We arrange the swap.

Registry

Notice

This is satire. No passports are processed, no ministries are on the phone, and no one is being sent anywhere. The joke is the idea. The values are not.

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