Bureau of Reciprocal Liberty · Est. MDCCLXXVI

Portrait of Wei Chen

Cleared for exchange

Beijing, China

Wants Western liberty

Wei Chen

Software engineer · Age 34

“I can write the code that watches a billion people. I cannot write a sentence the Party dislikes.”

Wei builds the systems that score his neighbors. He has never voted for the people who own those systems. He wants a country where a man can own a shop, baptize a child, and criticize a minister without disappearing from the directory. He has been on the waiting list for three years. He packed a Bible in a pillow once. He unpacked it.

Stated wants

  • Free speech
  • Property rights
  • A church that is not a bureau
  • A passport that works

Seeking a seat in

the United States

Leaving People's Republic of China. The Program is looking for an American who would prefer China.

Freedom Exchange Program

They want your Constitution. You want their committee. We arrange the swap.

Registry

Notice

This is satire. No passports are processed, no ministries are on the phone, and no one is being sent anywhere. The joke is the idea. The values are not.

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